Because there’s always hope that you’ll someday actually help conservatism instead of hurting it.
Coming from a guy that defines ‘conservatism’ as voting GOP no matter what? The odds of me coming around to your idea of conservatism is about nothing. In fact, I intend to do everything I can to destroy your idea of ‘conservative’.
But you should know that I actually collect all the crap you people accuse me of. So far it has filled the bottom drawer of a file cabinet over the years.
And people say I should get a hobby....sheesh.