Flying with Ebola: Mr Goode is seen here aboard Flight 1143. Ms Vinson was less than three feet away during the entire flight
Flying with Ebola: Mr Goode is seen here aboard Flight 1143. Ms Vinson was less than three feet away during the entire flight
“Can’t touch this”
I can only imagine the flood of lawsuits that will ensue because of all of these quarantines. Loss of income, stress, etc., etc.
As long as people can stick dollar bills in their undies without getting “bodily fluids” on themselves...there shouldn’t be a problem!
Oh yeah ... NY ... publik skool jernolist
First, it sounds like these two strippers are more responsible than Obama.
Second, while this reporter can come up with a lot of amusing word play with the fact that these guys are strippers, it won't be too funny if they end up with Ebola. The article should not have been so cavalier.
“Contagious Mike”
I applied for a job as a male stripper, but was told I was over-qualified.
“Ellora’s Cave”
LOL. Makes me wonder what happens if Ebola breaks out in the gay community. The government reaction will be ‘interesting’.
Off topic: looks like those “wedding plans” involved every aspect of the “nuptials”.
Can’t tell me it’s just a coincidence she happened to be sitting by a couple of male strippers on her way home from planning her wedding.
Uh oh. Explosive diarrhea could be bad for business.
If I'm watching the movie, instead of stuck inside it, I figure the next scene will be a cutaway to a secret meeting in an opulent, sterile room deep within the bowels of power. A small group is comparing notes, looking over the recent data, the "mistakes" and how the virus is advancing, laughing occasionally and all nodding approvingly.
The scene ends with a guy in a scientist suit closing his folder. He slowly looks up and turns to someone sitting just in the shadows, "The introduction has been successful. Phase 2 begins...just in time for the holidays."
“Overexposed”??
Bring Out Your Dead
Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.
The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.
So far the false positive rate is 100%.
At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.
*sigh* Such is life, and death...
Talk about burying the lede here:
Vinson DID call the CDC.
Vinson waited 81 minutes on hold with the CDC (SHE DID CALL).
The two witnesses to that were sitting next to her. These two geniuses HAD to overhear that she may have Obola, and further, probably observed she was getting sick.
What ends up getting reported: “Two male strippers self-quarantine.”
Not, “CDC lied its ass off about Vinson calling them.”
Or
“Vinson called the CDC from the airplane asking if she should be flying.”
Or
“Stupid people and political correctness are going to kill us all.”
A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread
Which sitcom was that on?
Bleed out nekkid!
DANG!
They did the right thing.
