Ebola-eussical, the Musical..
You cannot catch it on a Bus.
Even if you lick infected pus.
You cannot catch it from a Hug.
Harder to get than flu, this ebola bug.
You cannot catch it from a mouse.
Or rooming in an infected house.
You cannot catch it from the air.
Even on a plane ride from Zim-zam-zaire.
You can trust the Cee Dee Cee
Obama will save us, you will See....
(cough cough, Vomit Noise)
(Into the hot zone go our boys)
You can not catch it from a rat
You can not catch it from a bat
Of worrying, there is no need
At least until your eyeballs bleed
Do not panic till your dressed in
Your dissolving large intestine
No need for quarantine, You Dunce,
Til you spew your guts from both ends at once.