[Veto!]

I’ll fax you over a bushel of cauliflower if you fax me some rutabaga. Deal?

[Milton Miteybad]

Wow. That’s an example of the sentiment one is least likely to ever hear: “I’d like some rutabagas, please.” The only thing I can think of that is even less probable is “Mmmm! More creamed eels, please!”