Freedom From Christianity, man! Says so right in the First Amendment! [/s]
If this saves just one child’s life it will be worth it. Better yet, simply ban all Christmas lights. Then work to ban wreaths, too. And those smelly trees in the house? Too dangerous. What about the deadly rising trend of Spooky Halloween lights? I hope they are covered by the regs, too.
The heck with it. Just ban all holidays and festivities. We’ll all be much better off. Think of all the money we’ll save.