[Bacon Man]

Bacon Man, when are you going to retire Hap? I want Hap’s job. I can pass the background check! I’m a Great Taste Tester. Have years of experience. On second thought ... Fire Hap! I’m available.

The position of taste tester has to be won, in a series of grueling contests, each more daunting than the last, while the fight music from the original Star Trek trumpets loudly in the background. Hap has never been bested, since she won the position from Big Phil McKrakken, back in 94.

[humblegunner]

the fight music from the original Star Trek trumpets loudly in the background

There is very little which cannot be made more epic with fight music from the original Star Trek.