[McGruff]

I think it’s time to PANIC!

[Buckeye McFrog]

Prevent AIDS - Keep your fly closed.

Prevent Ebola - Close anything that flies.

[RipSawyer]

“I think it’s time to PANIC!”
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Please advise as to the best immediate action to be taken.

1. Visit the nearest toilet (three steps from my computer).

2. Immediately lose my vision in both eyes.