But it wasn't a conspiracy when junk bond yields fell so unnaturally for so long?
Of course it was a conspiracy. Its all a conspiracy. What, do you think billionaires and politicians and CEOs stay up late at night and go to conferences in order to figure out how to play fair, how to follow the law, how to avoid illegal collusions, and how to make sure there is a level marketplace?
LOL, they're all a bunch of lying, cheating, backstabbing thieves - and proud of of it. And their fundamental motto is: "We're in, and you're out, sucker."
But don't feel bad. These demons are saying this to an entire planet, so its not like they're singling anyone out... right?
The best news, though, is that they've finally managed to attract the attention of God...