Posted on 10/03/2014 12:38:27 PM PDT by markomalley
During its conquests in Iraq and Syria, the Islamic State has had to come up with a method to allow all those non-Sunnis who ended up converting to Sunni Islam instead of being killed—the Christians, Yazidis, Shias, who for whatever reason remained under IS territory—to be identified as true and legitimate Muslims.
Accordingly, it has been issuing “non-infidel certificates.” Like a driver’s license, these certificates have the picture of the one named and explain to any Islamic State soldier that the named is now a Muslim and thus it is now “impermissible to lash, crucify, or rape him.” The certificate is good for three months. Its text follows:
To whom it may concern,
We hereby notify you that the one named Na’il Salu bin Basaam of the people of the al-Raqa emirate took and satisfactorily passed a course on Repentance.
Based on this, we hereby grant him this certificate confirming that he is not an infidel [kafir] and that it is impermissible to lash, crucify, or rape him, unless a legitimate reason arises for the soldiers of the caliphate or if it’s been established that he has returned to apostasy and wants his freedom.
now “impermissible to lash, crucify, or rape him.”
GASP!
these isis isil morons are beyond belief
And the certificate is good for THREE whole months! I bet renewals are difficult and expensive, if you haven’t been looted down to zero already.
“took and satisfactorily passed a course on Repentance”
Is this what Dinesh D’souza is going to get?
I’ll have to buy one of those “INFIDEL” patches to put on my CCW jacket.
Unless? “if it’s been established that he has returned to apostasy and wants his freedom”................Freedom ist Verbotten? Says who and by what authority, some invisible diety? Are we going to go through this all over again? Thousands of years of this crap and no one learns anything? These people are thieves and cut throats united into a murderous cult. They would be considered criminal in any civilized nation and would be removed forever from society. And that doesn’t mean a life sentence, its like, why would you want to keep cancer if you had it?
“rape him, unless a legitimate reason arises”
Ah, those damnable “legitimate reasons”.
Oh that’s so nice of them.
Can I get me a Infidel certificate here?
It’s in my wallet with my race card.
I was going to say - he wants to issue those to the white middle class, renewable every three months with a $2,500 Reparations Fee payable to the IRS. :)
This is great! You should post this often.
Typo on emperor.
Maybe put some rainbow in there, given the rape bit. LOL!
That is some amazing stuff.
Future editions will have typo fixed. Thanks
These certificates are worthless until they start selling on eBay.
I want one of these.
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