Two chicks at the same time, man!
Posted on 10/02/2014 11:21:08 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
NIH spends $466,642 to determine if it’s all about that bass
The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates.
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.
(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...
I’m sure there’s a sack of KFC in coat girl’s right hand.
I could do a LOT of very sensible things with $500,000.
But this almost begs for another study on why liberal boys are so intolerant that that won’t date fat girls!
I just got back from Central Fl. Inland. Damn biggest, ugliest women I have ever seen in my life. Now, where I’m from we have our share of Big ‘Ole Uglies. But not every damn one!
Overweight is fine, I guess...but dang! You could dress nicely. Do your hair. Take care of your complexion. Just cause your big don’t mean you have to look like a slob.
Hell, I like women with a little meat on their bones. Just not ones with their butt and tits hanging out of spandex pants and a too small bra. Greasy hair and zits are a turn off too. It ain’t rocket surgery....
It’s about 20 years past time to strip all discretionary funds available to any agency or department within the federal government and limit them to salaries and basic office supplies.
Every and all other expenditures should have to be voted on and approved by Congress. Enough of this krap!
Millions of fat chicks.
Millions of drunk guys.
What’s the problem?
I am working on a music project so I force myself to listen to the top songs to analyze and learn, otherwise I would not be familiar with this song. Not really my style, but this song is pure genius gold in terms of the hook and feel. There are some songs (anything by Iggy Azalea) that are popular despite having no apparent redeeming features- it just eludes my ability to analyze or rationalize.
Every time someone tries to use the “big boned” thing on me, I just say “Funny, I’ve never seen a fat skeleton”.
There ain’t enough whiskey in the entire Jack Daniel distillery for me to have, uh, done, not one of these women I saw in this unnamed Central Fl. town.
Trust me on this. It was bad.
>>>>”What could YOU do with an extra $500,000?
Show a fat girl a real good time. “<<<<
What will you do with the $490,990 left over?
I think they'll be lining up.... don't you?
There was an old joke that the Silicon Valley was in Santa Clara county but the Silicone Valley was Carol Doda’s cleavage.
Stop into the Tiki Bar in Clewiston, you will see some sights. Also, the casino in Brighton. Some real old fat women. It must be in the water..... plenty of sulfur.
They really studied this in depth didn't they?
Hilarious!!!
Totally agree with you.
Most bro-country out now has no redeeming value, either.
Two chicks at the same time, man!
Even more to the point is the In Living Color parody, by rapper “Trail Mix-A-Lot”: /www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5uveNtXXm0
Even more to the point is the In Living Color parody, by rapper “Trail Mix-A-Lot”: /www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5uveNtXXm0
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