[Wallace T.]

Remind me again why October 1st isn’t a National Day of Mourning because of Carter’s birthday.

Because we need to save calendar room for Obama's birthday!

[Verginius Rufus]

Supposedly Obama was born in August in Hawaii. Do you mean he is also lying about what month he was born in?

Jesse Jackson's birthday is on October 8th, but perhaps they will just replace Columbus Day (or Indigenous Peoples Day or whatever it will be officially called by then) with Jesse Jackson's Birthday.