Yeah, whenever I think something is ridiculous, I get sores on my face, my hair turns into a greasy rat’s nest, and I look 20-30 years older than I am. /s
Her hair is damp. She doesn’t even have acne.
Son, you are just now finding out the dirty secret of what us women are hiding under our makeup.
I’m sorry. It’s all been a massive lie. The conspiracy runs deep. (Check out youtube makeup tutorials for acne. That’ll give you a reality check)
Hint: For the first date, always take her swimming.