Just put a sign in the door that says “the wood flooring of this building has been well-preserved with pig fat for the last 2 decades”.
“the wood flooring of this building has been well-preserved with pig fat for the last 2 decades”.
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Didn’t the ‘sub shop’ owner in Philadelphia get in trouble for posting a sign:
“English Spoken Here”
His explanation being if you wanted to place an order it had to be in English to help make sure the order was taken correctly.