Lie down with El Douche, get up with STD's.
You are cracking me up.
El Douche=Bark Hussy O Ba Ma
Il Duce=Benito Mussolini
Found a cute pic of President Massengill
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSQcqRFI8oQaCiXgry97berAWWkbfyo9cJ3k5x3ASmRHbE05N3Lw