I think this Jamie Dimon has already been in hot water legally a few months ago. I believe he was fined a few Million for some presumed indiscretion. I guess the only way to keep that ‘few million’ from become ‘a couple Billion’ is to play ball, and present Holder with a gift wrapped, no-show job, sort of like what Moochelle had before she became the ;The First Lady with the big arms’.
Yet another De Facto Revelation; this is SATIRE, as shown in a point 0000.2 pica typeface.
If the story said Jamie Dimon offered a hit man $77 million to take Holder out it would have been at least plausible.