North Korean leader Kim Jong-un 'has illness'

CNN ^ | 26 September 2014 | CNN

[Dallas59]

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has an unspecified medical problem, state media report, after he failed to appear at a key political event.

A report on state television said on Thursday that Mr Kim, 31, was in an "uncomfortable physical condition" but gave no details.

Earlier, the leader was absent from a session of the Supreme People's Assembly - North Korea's legislature.

Mr Kim has not been seen in public for more than three weeks.

His non-appearance at the SPA - to which he was elected in March with 100% of the vote - on Thursday prompted renewed speculation about the leader's whereabouts.

The report on state-run Central Television later in the day showed footage of the leader limping during one of his regular inspection tours back in July.

[balch3]

Sounds like he has the gout.

[Dallas59]

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Look at those morons. Those idiots have a nuke.

wtf

[Ken H]

So is Kim Jon-ill?

[BenLurkin]

The Dear Leader suffers from an excess of greatness! But he bears this burden for the sake of the people..

Same thing on this side of the Pacific......

[left that other site]

That would make him Kim Jong Ill

[DannyTN]

Possibilities include:

• A vacant hole in his chest where his heart should be.
• A vacant hole in his head where his brain should be.
• Excessive diarrhea since everything from his ex girlfirends to relatives scares the sh*t out of him.
• Salmonella from growing Chia sprouts on his head.
• Delusions of Grandeur
• PrisonCellitis - aka revenge of the relatives

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Sid?

[left that other site]

Darn...you beat me to it.

Werr...at reast I won’t be ronery.

[Dallas59]

[EEGator]

I’d prefer the last choice.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Hopefully lead poisoning.

[EEGator]

[x]

The disease is ronriness?

[jmacusa]

He might be uncomfortable because maybe perhaps, I mean jus’ sayin’, somebody maybe pumped three bullets into him.

[Scoutmaster]

Does 'Kim Jong-un looking at piano' have more generals to take notes than "Kim Jong-un looking at grass?"

It takes nine note-taking generals for him to look at a tree trunk:

However, it also takes a lot of note-taking generals for him to look at frozen foods:

Yet, none to look at children's socks:

Who makes these decisions?

Frankly, I don't believe this 'gout' nonsense. I think he's just tired from looking at things.

[EEGator]

Ronriness can lead to binge drinking... ...followed by river fairure.

[EDINVA]

Too bad he doesn’t have the purge illness he’s given so many of his relatives,

[EEGator]

Agreed, he and his father are both evil. Well, his father was evil.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Sounds like he has the gout.”

Nah, a suppurating pilonidal cyst would be good!