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The problem with the Global Cooling and Global Warming scams is that eventually even the most low information rubes had to realize that all of the predictions ever made were wrong.

The world is getting colder. In 20 years we are going to have another ice age. Only it didn’t happen.

The world is getting warmer. In 20 years the polar ice caps will melt and the seas will rise. Only it didn’t happen.

That is why Global Climate Change™ is so much better. Global Climate Change™ is the scam that can never be proven wrong.

Is it warmer than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.™

Is it colder than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.™

Is it wetter than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.™

Is it dryer than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.™

Is it windier, less windy, cloudier, less cloudy? It doesn’t matter! There will always be weather. Now, whenever there is bad weather, no matter what the weather happens to be, it is caused by Global Climate Change.™

Also, notice how the environmental whackos on the left rarely talk about real water and air pollution anymore and instead focus entirely on CO2?

The leftists have always called for more socialist/marxist government control as the cure for pollution (and everything else). Pollution, don’t you see, is caused by capitalism.

Then the iron curtain fell and it became irrefutable that the worst polluters in the history of the world were the former communist countries, most of which had become large toxic waste dumps. People generally don’t pollute property that they own. People have no such restraint about polluting property that belongs to someone else. Pollution, the world could see, is caused by socialism.

So now the entire focus is CO2, because the United States, having the world’s largest economy, naturally produces the most CO2 per capita. Never mind that CO2 is a trace gas that is necessary for the survival of life on Earth.

This time socialism will work!

When you think about it, the Global Cooling people had it correct.

Carbon protects our ozone from the suns rays. Remove the carbon, the suns rays get through, making it hotter. As you burn fossil fuels, the carbon goes into the atmosphere, protecting us from the heat of the sun.

In the 70’s, they said we would freeze if we didn’t get rid of the carbon. So we did, and it got warm. Now the libs are saying we need to remove even more carbon from the atmosphere in order to keep us from burning up.

See the problem? The Global Warming nuts are killing us by insisting we keep removing carbon from the atmosphere, when in essence we need to drill more and produce more carbon to save us from burning up.

Call it, what is that phrase? Oh yes, “unintended consequences.”

Note: This hypothesis is absolutely ridiculous and should not be taken seriously. But use it against the libs and they will absolutely go apoplectic. I throw in, “Fossil fuels is God’s way of regulating our planets climate. By giving us intelligence, he gave us the ability to figure it out, unlike the dinosaurs who had a brain like.. well, liberals.”