Wait until they see my law suit against the producers of “The Never Ending Story.”
I am also suing the makers of Rose Milk and peanut butter. That stuff is neither milk nor butter and it really messed up my cookie recipe.
I am also suing the manufacturers of “all in one skin care products;” it doesn’t work on ebola or third degree burns.
I am also shocked to learn that fruit bats are not made out of fruit, there are no Germans in my German Chocolate cake, that isn’t lava in my lava lamp, and don’t even ask about my Boston Cream Pie.
that isn’t lava in my lava lamp,....Wait....What?