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To: thackney
What in the heck do you think a “mobile oil refinery” is?

>>I think it a few small modular units to make a very small distillation column...Tiny, topping plant. But only guessing...<<

OK, now you've done it!

Time to roll out the "E-Z Cracker 5000" home distillation unit.

Ska-rew the terrorists! With crude hovering around 90 bucks, you too can make your own gasoline and diesel in the comfort of your own backyard.

With the profits gained from the sale of your non-fuel distillates, you can most likely have FREE GASOLINE!

It pays for itself in NO TIME!

The E-Z Cracker 5000!

(of course it's probably racist)

40 posted on 09/28/2014 11:04:49 AM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER
The E-Z Cracker 5000!

Isn't that a NASCAR race?

42 posted on 09/29/2014 5:48:55 AM PDT by McGruff (we're leaving behind a sovereign, stable and self-reliant Iraq - Barack Obama)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER

E-Z Cracker is free, provided by the Government.

The permits however....


43 posted on 09/29/2014 6:51:30 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
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