Maybe he hopes to take prisoners for interrogation so we can find out where the head virus is located. But no waterboarding!
Great, now I have this stuck in my head, in the voices of Team Fortress Soldier and Scout:
“Waterboard the virus!”
But, how? It’s so tiny!
“Are you telling me you can’t do your job?!”
No sir, not at all!
“We must find the head virus, and punish it!”