Good thing he wasn’t given a P-38 GI Can Opener.
Oooh sharp edges...
The people in most schools would have no idea what a p38 is.
Ahh, The P-38. I still have mine. issued to me in 1960 at Fort Campbell,KY
It worked on C-Rations back then, and still works fine today.
I’m a member of my local VFW Honor Guard and at wakes and funerals after giving three fired shell casings to the family along with a Flag we sometimes with permission and understanding of the parents hand some of the remaining fired cases to a few of the children present if they show an interest.
Uh Oh, I’ve got one of them on my key ring, and one on my dog tag chain also. (Was discharged 16 Aug 1969)
“...a P-38 GI Can Opener...”
Lord, I had almost forgotten about the “John Wayne”...
My God! They’d execute the poor kid if he brought in his Ranger Rick decoder ring or his Green Lantern Power ring.
Time for some lawsuits.