It's not your fault. You were abducted.
Posted on 09/21/2014 7:21:28 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
I would have at least redecorated the basement. Well, if I could have talked Mom into raising my allowance.
Not only awkward but get rid of the stupid beard. It just makes him look more goofy than he already is. What a lightweight.
Wow! Mine was almost the opposite...
My wife left, took the children...
Lost my job...
Lost my house.
My dog left me.
Without free computer access at the library, I’d just be another homeless guy!
First thing I do when I log on is check my pings. Nobody pinged me...
Your story reminds me of a joke:
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A moth flew into a podiatrist’s office.
The podiatrist said, “What’s the problem?”
The moth said, “I lost my job, my son is gay, my wife is having an affair, my dog just died, and I’ve been having thoughts of suicide.”
The podiatrist said, “It sounds as if you need a psychiatrist. I’m a podiatrist. Why did you come to me?”
The moth said, “Your light was on.”
I apologize to the posters of the Sunday Morning thread for starting a thread in the absense of the regular thread.
It will never happen again.
I will not bother to post what Alas sent me in a private email, but I got the message. No good deed, etc.
Oh, Alas, remove me from your ping. This will be my final post regarding the Sunday Morning thread.
I'm in the doghouse now!
All that and you still beat my gators....
Ah crap! Let me apologize and clear this up.
I just checked my time and noticed it is 8:16 am... But it is NOT!
The sun is too high in the sky and it’s too warm. It is actually after 10:00 am.
I am not wearing my watch, and somehow my system clock got set back to Pacific Daylight Time.
So I did not miss my deadline of posting at 7:00 CT by 21 minutes, but TWO HOURS and twenty minutes.
I did not realize I over slept that much.
Again, apologies to TomGuy, who, I’ll admit, ticked me off. But the fault was my own; because I had missing time.
A senior moment, perhaps? LOL
“Your car’s engine breaks down, and an animal runs off with one of your shoes, while your car sinks in the mud, with your wife screaming”? Pause as the flute or the accordion, retires. Eddie asks plaintively, “Is that what’s troubling you, friend?”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Lawrence
It's not your fault. You were abducted.
LOL what’s a basement...my basement here is solid coral cap rock.
A Florida basement is a submarine.
Yup. Missed church, too.
It feels really weird. Usually I post from my home office, but this morning, thinking I was only a FEW MINUTES, I posted on my laptop in the bedroom. Had I walked out of the room, I would have noticed.
The dang dog was like, “Dude, let me out! I have to go, stat!”
I am very sorry. Please accept my apology.
incidentally, I remember 8-9 years ago I jumped in to start the thread as it wasn't there (I'm in the west, so that's very unusual). Pings can just as easily go unnoticed, if I'd thought to inquire via ping.
FWIW
I was disposed, actually. Sleeping. Slacker.
LOL where’s all the storms gal.?
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