Did you catch this line in the middle of the story?
“First lady Michelle Obama had already departed separately to the western Maryland presidential retreat.”
What’s up with that?
AKA Camp David, Naval Support Facility - Thurmont
Why would she want to travel with her gay ass husband?
She had to be up there early to revise the elementary school lunch menu for the nation. Next up, pro-biotics as part of a new supplementary “diet.” Oh, and she was wolfing down Cheeto’s while she was waiting for the rest of the family to arrive.
Mantoinette publicly expressed her deep fear of flying with Barky so she almost always travels separately. Looking at the number of POTUS assassination attempts over the years it's not an unreasonable fear. 8 of 44 presidents have died in office, 4 from assassination. After getting shot Reagan came very close and was only saved by modern medicine. Despite the SS, being president is actually a high risk occupation. Despite her personal deep fear for her own life, that she is ambivalent about her children flying with Barky says something.
Good catch.