I was in a “Boarding school” too...If you acted a fool, you felt the boasrd on your arse! (I never felt the board, but my older brother has his signature on the “Geography class Board” and the “Biology Board”
Not to belabor the point or go too far off topic, but I spent 3 hours being grilled by an attorney today....and no offense to your wife, but I would give a years pay to smack this particular attorny in the ass with ione of your wife’s Loubutin pumps!