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Missing driver says he woke up in field of donkeys
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| September 18, 2014
Posted on 09/18/2014 11:37:07 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
ROSWELL, N.M. — A driver who went missing after a one-car rollover says he later woke up in a field of donkeys.
New Mexico State Police say the driver called 911 seven hours after investigators failed to find any victims from the crash.
The driver told 911 dispatchers that he was lost and found himself surrounded by the animals.
Authorities say the man claims he and a passenger were drinking the night before but didn't remember what happened next.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: New Mexico
KEYWORDS: aliens; darwin; roswell
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:38:37 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(I just took a big Obama.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
So he found himself in the middle of a bunch of ass?
Sounds like a great day to me....
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:39:16 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
“Authorities say the man claims he and a passenger were drinking the night before”
No, really? Ya think?
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:40:19 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Consider the donkeys of the field, how they bray.
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:40:57 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Sounds like there were two asses in the car too.
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:40:57 AM PDT
by
PTBAA
To: Oldeconomybuyer
My friends and myself during our misspent youth, ended up in a field surrounded by cows. It was icy out! That’s my story and I sticking to it!
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:42:50 AM PDT
by
defconw
(Both parties have clearly lost their minds!)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Fugue State - Now with added Donkeys!
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:43:01 AM PDT
by
Dagnabitt
(Psst - Don't tell ISIS about all the Mossad agents in their ranks!)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
ROSWELL, N.M? You sure it wasn’t...ALIENS?
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:43:27 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(I'm for freedom)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Yeah, but hasn’t this happened to all of us?
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:47:54 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Oldeconomybuyer
The democrats had a convention in Roswell
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:48:15 AM PDT
by
NY Cajun
To: Oldeconomybuyer
“Woke up in field of donkeys”
I hate when that happens.
12
posted on
09/18/2014 11:48:16 AM PDT
by
FreedomGuru
(Time for torches and pitchforks.)
To: YourAdHere
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:48:35 AM PDT
by
rod1
(CTLY)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
This reads like something from a Coen Brother’s script.
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:48:57 AM PDT
by
cld51860
(Volo pro veritas)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me, I tell ya!
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:49:19 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: McGruff
The aliens from outer space stopped coming by when the other ones started coming north. Besides, all the weirdo tourists made them feel uncomfortable.
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:50:53 AM PDT
by
Pecos
(That government governs best which governs least..)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Darn, they had a chance to play donkey basketball but for a court, ball, and a smidgeon of sobriety.
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:50:56 AM PDT
by
rod1
(CTLY)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Missing driver says he woke up in field of donkeysI know how he feels. In 2014 Amerika, I wake up every day and find myself surrounded by [far too many] asses!
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:54:31 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: FreedomGuru
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posted on
09/18/2014 11:57:23 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: V_TWIN
No, really? Ya think?
The could have been driving back from CO with a new type of air freshener and a care package of new food and drinks.
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