Posted on 09/18/2014 3:35:14 AM PDT by servo1969
I’m Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth.
Obama: ISIL is not Islamic.
Today, the Revolting Truth takes on a hard-hitting investigation, fact checking the President of the United States himself in order to ask the question: is ISIL Islamic?
To bring you up to date in case you’re a low information voter or just kind of a doofus, President Barack Obama recently delivered an address to the nation in which he admitted that just about everything George W. Bush did in the Middle East was right, everything Obama himself said about Bush was wrong, and now we had to go back to war again because, dad gum it, he’d screwed the whole business up and only just realized his entire worldview was mistaken.
He didn’t actually come out and say that. It was more like subtext.
Anyway bottom line, Obama has declared that he is leading us from behind back to war with a bombing campaign against ISIL in Iraq and Syria. This will be very different from our last war in Iraq — the one George W. Bush won — because there will be no American boots on the ground and therefore no danger of American deaths or victory.
Another difference between this war in Iraq and the one we actually won will be that Obama has assembled a coalition of 9 allies, instead of going it alone with only 34 allies like Bush did. Also, he says he’ll be getting our friends in the region to give us help, like really inexpensive rugs, and maybe one of those souvenir knives with the curved blades that fit so neatly between the first and second thoracic vertebrae of the spine.
Which brings us back to the subject of our hard hitting investigative report — our enemy: a reinvigorated version of Al Qaeda called ISIL, the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant or ISIS, the Islamic State In Iraq and Syria, or IS, the Islamic State or just a barbaric bunch of Islamic dirtbags... J.A.B.B.O.I.D.
This is the group the president once called the JV Team of terrorism. “If a jayvee team puts on Lakers uniforms, that doesn’t make them Kobe Bryant,” the president quipped hilariously, to which ISIL replied, “If you put on the title of commander in chief, that doesn’t make you Abraham Lincoln,” and then promptly reversed George W. Bush’s victory in Iraq and took the country out from under Obama’s nose... hahaha... ahem...
But during his address, the president offered a new definition of ISIL, when he said the following:
Obama: “ISIL is not Islamic.”
Always determined to get at the revolting truth, I personally assigned a crack team of seasoned investigators to find out if the president’s statement is true. Is ISIL Islamic?
Yeah! The I - it stands for Islamic. It’s like the first letter in their name. I for Islamic. It didn’t actually take a crack team of investigators. I just looked it up. Sent Shapiro a bill for the investigators. But it was right there in Wikipedia. Islamic State. The name is the big clue. Also the fact that they murder innocent people in service to Allah. Frankly, I don’t know what the hell the president was talking about.
I’m Andrew Klavan with the Revolting Truth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVj3Ql46_Xw
Man. Good writing. Obummer makes it easy of uou are a “the Emperor has no clothes type”.
10. Qur'an 3:32 - Hate (Allah only loves believers in Allah. That’s only Muslims!)
"Say: Obey Allah and His Messenger; But if they turn back, then surely Allah does not love the unbelievers."
9. Qur'an 48:29 - Terrorize (Muslims are to be severe to unbelievers!)
"Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. And those with him are hard (ruthless) against the disbelievers and merciful among themselves."
8. Qur'an 4:24 - Rape (Approved for your women captives, even if married as to avoid adultery!)
"And all married women (are forbidden unto you) save those (captives) whom your right hands possess. It is a decree of Allah for you."
7. Qur'an 5:33 - Murder (Punished, crucified for objecting to Sharia!)
"The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"
6. Qur'an 9:5 - Idolators - (Convert, die or pay jizyah tax!)
"So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captive and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them."
5. Qur'an 9:29 - Dominate The World (Dhimmi / death / subdued!)
"Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book (Jews and Christians), until they pay the Jizyah with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."
4. Qur'an 9:73 - Apostates & Hypocrites (Non-Muslims are to be hunted like animals!)
"O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them; and their abode is hell, and evil is the destination."
3. Qur'an 9:111 - Jihad = Holy War (Believers are those who slay and are slain!)
"Allah hath purchased of the believers their persons and their goods; for theirs (in return) is the garden (of Paradise): they fight in His cause, and slay and are slain: a promise binding on Him in truth, through the Law, the Gospel, and the Quran: and who is more faithful to his covenant than Allah? then rejoice in the bargain which ye have concluded: that is the achievement supreme."
2. Qur'an 47:35 - Power & Victory (Peace is the cry of those being slaughtered!)
"Be not weary and faint-hearted, crying for peace, when ye should be uppermost (Shakir: "have the upper hand") for Allah is with you,"
1. Qur'an 2:106 - Abrogation (The later verse erases the former!)
"Whatever communications We abrogate or cause to be forgotten, We bring one better that it or like it. Do you not know that Allah has power over all things?"
Also, we have:
So when you meet those who disbelieve [in battle], strike [their] necks until, when you have inflicted slaughter upon them, then secure their bonds, and either [confer] favor afterwards or ransom [them] until the war lays down its burdens. That [is the command]. And if Allah had willed, He could have taken vengeance upon them [Himself], but [He ordered armed struggle] to test some of you by means of others. And those who are killed in the cause of Allah - never will He waste their deeds.
LOL!
Watch the video ... his presentation is excellent.
I’m not up on the fine points, but I suspect if word on the street was that ISIS isn’t Islamic, if respected clerics said it was Un-Islamic, it might put put a dent in their recruiting of radical zealots willing to die for Islam.
Andrew Klavan: Is ISIS Islamic?>>>>>>>>>>>>
Of course not, They just go around yelling “Owahoo Wakbar”
just for funzies./S
I am sick of listening to apologists for Islamofascism. Reminds one of the Vichy French of WW II.It makes them into Islamofascists themselves.
He used to do regular video stints on PJ TV but I have not seen any new ones from him in a while.
Doubtful. Muslims LIE and CONCEAL to protect their culture, their “religion”, and other muslims. That is what OBAMA IS DOING. HE IS A MUSLIM.
PS: There are NO MODERATE MUSLIMS. You’re either a snake or you’re not. No in-between.
I interpreted the quote as meaning ISIS was not typical or mainstream Islam. I think Obama the statement in the sense that those that handle snakes in church at Sunday services are not Christian. That is snake handlers are not Christian.
If you assume Islamic homogeneity then you assume all Islam is ISIS. Likewise if you assume Christian homogeneity, all congregations have rattle snakes in the sanctuary on Sunday mornings
The president doesn’t know what the hell he is talking about either.
Best post of the day.
ISIS - you must adopt our version of Islam
Obama - you must adopt our version of Islam
In their minds it is not murder; it is justifiable homicide. After all, no Infidel or apostate (the "wrong kind" of Muslim) is ever innocent.
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