The problem with the Global Cooling and Global Warming scams is that eventually even the most low information rubes had to realize that all of the predictions ever made were wrong.
The world is getting colder. In 20 years we are going to have another ice age. Only it didn't.
The world is getting warmer. In 20 years the polar ice caps will melt and the seas will rise. Only it didn't.
That is why Global Climate Change™ is so much better. Global Climate Change™ is the scam that can never be proven wrong.
Is it warmer than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.™
Is it colder than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.™
Is it wetter than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.™
Is it dryer than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.™
Is it windier, less windy, cloudier, less cloudy? It doesn't matter! There will always be weather. Now, whenever there is bad weather, no matter what the weather happens to be, it is caused by Global Climate Change.™
It is all Bush's fault. Bush and those damned SUVs. Womyn and minorities will be hardest hit.
The only solution is more taxes and government regulation.
and socialism, redistributionism, and egalitarianism
20/20
The Pause. Don't forget The Pause.
If NOTHING happens, it's because you drive to work.