[NoCmpromiz]

it stuck a primitive (by rebel standards) "Star Wars"-style laser cannon on a fighter jet and flew it over Michigan eight times.

Umm..

Did they zap any of your bear, bambi, possum, 'coon, or chupacabra population while they were over head?

...or any feral demoncrats?

[Charles Martel]

It might explain that hole in the top of Michael Brown’s head.