The jokes write themselves
1 posted on
09/15/2014 7:33:40 PM PDT by
Nachum
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To: Nachum
Do what the officer asks. Say “Yes, sir” and “No, sir.” Don’t try to take his gun.
2 posted on
09/15/2014 7:35:26 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
To: Nachum
Actually this is pretty good advice for anyone.
It is never a good idea to cheese off a cop
3 posted on
09/15/2014 7:35:34 PM PDT by
Fai Mao
(Genius at Large)
To: Nachum
They could do what (most) white folks do and not be an idiot.
4 posted on
09/15/2014 7:36:43 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
To: Nachum
Chris Rock was waaaaay ahead of these guys.
6 posted on
09/15/2014 7:38:22 PM PDT by
xp38
To: Nachum
Lesson A
Don’t steal from the QuickTrip
Lesson B
Don’t sucker punch the Neighborhood Watch
7 posted on
09/15/2014 7:38:51 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Nachum
How do you stay alive when confronted by a gang banger?
To: Nachum
The obvious is not in play here. We will all be surprised with the the results of this “forum.”
9 posted on
09/15/2014 7:40:13 PM PDT by
Fungi
(Who is Glenn Miller?)
To: Nachum
The one thing that will instantly enrage a brother is to get “dissed” - and the one thing a lot of cops are really good at....
OTOH, my dad once told me - “Son, never argue with a man carrying a loaded gun. It won’t end well.”
12 posted on
09/15/2014 7:41:10 PM PDT by
ASOC
(What are you doing now that Mexico has become OUR Chechnya?)
To: Nachum
13 posted on
09/15/2014 7:42:02 PM PDT by
KevinB
(Barack Obama: Our first black, gay, Kenyan, Muslim president!)
To: Nachum
I was pulled over today.
“Good afternoon, officer.”
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Yes sir, my tags are out of date. Here’s my license, most recent registration, and proof of insurance.”
I did not get shot, clubbed, tazed, maced, or put in handcuffs. After he wrote me a fix-it ticket, the officer shook my hand and told me to be careful pulling back onto the freeway.
To: Nachum
Wonder if anybody is going to ask why they need a “forum” to tell teenagers things their fathers should have explained to them years ago.
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To: Nachum
I really don’t give a darn how a thug stays alive.
How does a white person say alive when set upon by six or more moronic thugs?
Suggestions?
21 posted on
09/15/2014 7:46:38 PM PDT by
ladyjane
To: Nachum
The NAACP should host a forum on why blacks commit homicide at a rate 7 times that of non-blacks.
22 posted on
09/15/2014 7:48:44 PM PDT by
Dagnabitt
(Amnesty is Treason. Its agents are Traitors.)
To: Nachum
“How To Stay Alive When Stopped By A Cop”
1. Walk on the sidewalk
2. Don’t attack cop
3. Repeat, rinse etc
To: Nachum
I just stopped by looking for John Semmens
Nevermind
29 posted on
09/15/2014 7:59:30 PM PDT by
Califreak
(Hope and Che'nge is killing U.S.)
To: Nachum
For sure, don’t make any barking-like noise!
31 posted on
09/15/2014 8:05:05 PM PDT by
TomGuy
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40 posted on
09/15/2014 8:53:27 PM PDT by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
To: Nachum
I thought Chris Rock covered this years ago.
48 posted on
09/15/2014 10:59:39 PM PDT by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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