Somebody get these guys in the White House a map

americanthinker.com ^ | 9/13/2014 | Ed Lasky

[rktman]

So called “smart power” strikes again - and shows itself to be embarrassingly dumb.

There is a great deal of focus on the Middle Easy and has been for years. One would hope our leadership would have at least the basics down. Not true.

[rktman]

Ah, the benefits of "higher" education huh? If you exclude Iraq and Jordan, maybe Saudi Arabia has an extensive border with Syria. Unless, of course, you stick the country of Palestine in there. Just off the coast is the Island of Moronica.

[Dick Bachert]

We’d need to send someone to read it for them. They’re not all that bright, ya know.

[Joe 6-pack]

I guess we can lay to rest that, "Where are they now?" question...

[MeshugeMikey]

[shibumi]

[Old Sarge]

I despair of adults ever being in charge of this nation again.

[servantboy777]

All of the above... and might I add we are so blessed to enjoy such intellect from representatives like the great gaffe queen Sheila Jackson Lee, Nancy Pelosi, Wasserman Shultz, Reid, Boxer, Feinstein.

I even heard a clip of some bone head up there actually concerned that by placing significant military forces on a particular island...would cause the island to tip over. NO JOKE folks...no joke.

Ya hear stuff like this and ya know we are in serious serious trouble as a nation.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Moronica is one of the larger islands in the Excretion Islands Chain isn’t it? I’m thinking Moronica is southeast of Pee Pee.

[exit82]

Moronica is one of the larger islands in the Excretion Islands Chain isn’t it? I’m thinking Moronica is southeast of Pee Pee.

I believe that Macaca is the capital city.

It used to have an airpirt called Lax, but since it is out of service, it is called Ex-Lax today.

[Right Brother]

"Excuse me, uh, but before I got paid to speak French, I used to read maps. These are definitely Earth coordinates. Could I get a job at the White House?"

[rktman]

Sounds like the lyin’ king goin’ off prompter. :>}

[Joe 6-pack]

At least with her, you could turn the sound down and enjoy the eye candy.

[Conspiracy Guy]

That’s right. I had a time share on Poopy Island. But it was a crappy deal so I sold out.