[Crazieman]

I would pay good money to watch that.

[tumblindice]

“I been to a Worlds Fair, a rodeo, a picnic and a Greek wedding, but I never seen and will never see those three, or any one, in a contest requiring intellectual acumen.”
a la Major King Kong

It would be something like watching a chimpanzee wearing a Derbyshire hat rollerskate over to a whiteboard, backwards while smoking a cigar, and then begin to write-out quadratic equations.

[Waryone]

Throw in Debbie “Whatshername” Schultz and Hank “Guam Will Tip Over” Johnson as alternates and I’d pay to watch the whole week.