I am expecting the next pronouncement to be that ISIS has super hero abilities.
To which the Joe Six Pack and wife will yawn, fart and with a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice latte in hand spout off their Fantasy Football picks.
'Tis the problem with a mentally stunted, retarded population incapable of thinking--kinda hard to get their attention outside of their immediate gratifications and bread/circuses.
The Department of Education has done their job well indeed.