[Right Brother]

The backwoods brawling began after the clan rolled up to the soiree in a stretch Hummer.

Shucks, there ain't no hint of bias there. "No siree bob", as us 'backwoods' stretch hummer hillbillies would say.

[Psalm 73]

"The backwoods brawling began after the clan rolled up to the soiree in a stretch Hummer."

A pretty cool sentence, from a writing perspective - certainly scored a lot of hits:

"backwoods brawling" = 3 points
"the clan" = 1 point (would have been 3 points if they had written it as: "the Klan"
"rolled up to the soiree" = 2 points
"a stretch Hummer" = 3 points.
That makes 9 pseudo-slander points from one sentence!!!