[Bratch]

Update: All Clear. The suspect has been located and the reported weapon has been identified as an umbrella. At this time it is safe to leave

The Penguin?

[no-to-illegals]

lame-stream is trying to ketchup like skerry

[Repent and Believe]

All clear? So any thug who wants to can now safely attack students since they are now certified as unarmed?

[sphinx]

I’d like to know who filed the report. Sounds like somebody is pretty jumpy. Wonder if it was one of those scary, looking military style assault umbrellas.