[HiJinx]

Somehow, I still have trouble equating this image with you and your bike...

[left that other site]

I ride, but I also carry a military-style high capacity fully automatic assault guitar.

I once had to defend myself against four baseball-carrying youts with only my electric bass.

I won that round.

I was dubbed “El Kabong” by a FReeper who is no longer with us, but has probably been abducted by aliens, if you catch my drift.