[riri]

When I see senior citizens bussing tables in downtown Dallas

When I see that, I wanna just stick my head in an oven.

[Milton Miteybad]

When I see that (a senior citizen bussing tables), I wanna just stick my head in an oven.

Before you do anything rash, you might want to check with the senior citizen in question to ascertain whether bussing tables is really that big a problem for them. You'd feel really funny having stuck your head in an oven, only to discover that, in contrast to some imagined portrait of desperate, squalid despair, the senior citizen actually likes staying busy and earning a few extra bucks. Of course...it might be a tad late for you to make that discovery by that point, having already committed suicide on account of some senior citizen liking to stay busy and all...