[Zuben Elgenubi]

My son got to attend her last performance last week.

He texted me during the show:

"Barbara Streisand is so cross-eyed that she can walk down Bleeker Street in the Village without looking right or left and cross every street safely."

[Rome2000]

Har!

[eddie willers]

One of her recent lines:

"Justin Bieber looks like a little lesbian: he's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had."