[Organic Panic]

I have a complaint. It’s hard to chat up women nowadays. It use to be you could sit by a woman at a park or some other place and start chatting. Now, the phone is glued to their heads and they’re mumbling on and on about this and that.

Time marches on.

[Age of Reason]

It’s hard to chat up women nowadays. It use to be you could sit by a woman at a park or some other place and start chatting. Now, the phone is glued to their heads and they’re mumbling on and on about this and that.

You think women who do that would have anything to say that's worth hearing?