There’s STUPID for you.
STUPID? The feds know exactly what they’re doing. It’s MALICIOUS.
Just say no, you can't come in, let them run to 'the authorities' and wait for the indictment.
Show up for court, produce your 'pupil' and sit down.
Let the judge rule on whether he/she's a kid or not .... then sue the judge when she/he/it rules in favor of the 'child'
Either way ... bring it on and bring it out.
We're at war.