[ProtectOurFreedom]

OMG, you would actually hand over the scepter? I bow down to you, master.

[Lazamataz]

With great power, comes great responsibility. You must be willing to hit it with any woman, no matter the age, size, deformity, ugliness.... in fact you must be willing to hit it with any creature with a pulse.^* Frankly, you must be willing to hit it with any concave surface whatsoever.

^* Pulse optional.