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Video: Hamas Funeral Attendee Forgets To Remove Suicide Belt, Goes Boom!
Tammy Bruce ^ | 08-24-2014 | Shifra

Posted on 08/24/2014 8:29:30 PM PDT by Kevin in California

Don’t they teach anything at Hamas Suicide Training School? You’re supposed to take off your suicide belt when you go to a funeral. Capiche?


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KEYWORDS: jihad
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To: Kevin in California

Here’s a nice song for the occasion, sung by a nice Jewish boy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxgR5ODc3F0


21 posted on 08/24/2014 9:26:16 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: All

That is funny.

The clown saying ‘ Allah Akbar? Allah Akbar? ‘ sounded pretty damned confused.


22 posted on 08/24/2014 9:28:38 PM PDT by warsaw44
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To: Kevin in California

Folks, you’re looking at this all wrong.

Out of respect for the family, he was simply trying to dress business casual for the funeral.

Sure it blew up in his face, but he had the best of intentions.

LMAO


23 posted on 08/24/2014 9:31:48 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (We'll know when he's really hit bottom. They'll start referring to him as White.)
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To: Kozak

Mind control beards.
They infected the jihad is with a beard that makes them easily open to suggestions.
Under the control of this parasitic beard, the jihadi was activated, and he -in a fit of zombie ennui- blew himself up under orders from the beard controller.


24 posted on 08/24/2014 9:34:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: warsaw44

I noticed that too.
Smoke everywhere, along with bodies lying around with body parts, people in deep shock, their hearing shot, wounded, moaning—and this idiot is running around shouting,
“Allah is great!” over-and-over.


25 posted on 08/24/2014 9:35:47 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Kozak

They haven’t. Yet.


26 posted on 08/24/2014 9:45:56 PM PDT by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: EinNYC
I opened this thread specifically hoping to see this toon.

Thank you for not disappointing! :)

27 posted on 08/24/2014 9:46:12 PM PDT by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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To: tumblindice

Bombers showing up at their enemies’ funerals is fairly common in the ME. My guess is that either:

1) The “Allah Akbar” guy is an accomplice of the bomber, or maybe “bomber #2”, sent in case #1 didn’t succeed in his mission.

2) Some Muslims are simply death and martyrdom worshippers, and this guy is a prime example.

3) All of the above.


28 posted on 08/24/2014 9:47:29 PM PDT by Paul R. (Leftists desire to control everything; In the end they invariably control nothing worth a damn.)
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To: Kevin in California

Wait until these yahoos get a hold of a nuke. It will be like a kid playing with a loaded gun. I hope one goes of by mistake in Mecca.


29 posted on 08/24/2014 9:51:31 PM PDT by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: Kevin in California

That video warms the cockles of my heart!


30 posted on 08/24/2014 9:52:32 PM PDT by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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To: Kevin in California

Wait until these yahoos get a hold of a nuke. It will be like a kid playing with a loaded gun. I hope one goes off by mistake in Mecca.

Needed to be said twice.


31 posted on 08/24/2014 9:53:24 PM PDT by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: Kevin in California

“...You’re supposed to take off your suicide belt when you go to a funeral...”

Shhhh. Don’t tell them that.

Better that they should wear them all the time; in the shower (if they bathe?), while sleeping, while socializing, etc.


32 posted on 08/24/2014 10:27:42 PM PDT by ChicagahAl (Don't blame me. I voted for Sarah.)
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To: Kevin in California

ROTFLMAO! !!

OMG!!! That wuz He Larry Us!!!

Allahuh Ackbar....

That’s funny right there...


33 posted on 08/24/2014 11:11:47 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Kevin in California

Not that the Palis are the brightest people on the face of the earth, but did Ahmed learn NOTHING from the safety segment of suicide bomber school?


34 posted on 08/25/2014 2:12:38 AM PDT by ScottinVA (If it doesn't include border security, it isn't "reform." It's called "amnesty.")
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To: Kevin in California
Remember what Jesus said ?
35 posted on 08/25/2014 2:43:22 AM PDT by Yosemitest (It's Simple ! Fight, ... or Die !)
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To: Kevin in California

So the question for “ASK THE IMAM” is... if the dead guy gets killed once and he is at his own funeral and the suicide belt went off - TECHNICALLY killing him again... does he now get 144 virgins??


36 posted on 08/25/2014 3:55:58 AM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals crazy!)
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To: Kevin in California

Let me be the first to pass out candies.


37 posted on 08/25/2014 4:10:07 AM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like it)
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To: Kevin in California

It’s not like they get a chance to practice.


38 posted on 08/25/2014 4:22:23 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Kevin in California

Hold mah beer, Achmed.


39 posted on 08/25/2014 4:42:34 AM PDT by wdk535
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To: Kevin in California

Actually, it was a car bomb, but why let that get in the way of a good story!


40 posted on 08/25/2014 4:42:49 AM PDT by gr8eman (Bill Carson...meet Arch Stanton!)
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