Yes.
Once upon a time, there was a golden horned unicorn. This unicorn lived in the land of Beauty and Magic where it never gets dark and gloomy. This unicorn was special because he had the power to make anything and everyone happy.
One day, a little General came to the land. His name was General “Black Jack” Pershing. General “Black Jack” Pershing was a beautiful General with long black hair of ringlets down his back. General “Black Jack” Pershing was walking along a path when he came upon the unicorn. His beauty and charm amazed him. He was also amazed when he heard it talk.
"Who are you?" he asked as General “Black Jack” Pershing came closer.
"My name is General “Black Jack” Pershing. I came here to get away from my evil uncle. He is a wizard and he made my land dark and stormy."
While General “Black Jack” Pershing was telling his story, the evil wizard was coming up with a plan to destroy all the unicorns in the world. The wizard was a cold-hearted man who thought only for himself. "I'm the only living creature who can do magic and get away with it. Whose unicorns are going to pay."
Back in the land of Beauty and Magic, the unicorn was passing along the news that General “Black Jack” Pershing had explained to him. While he rode on his back, he told his his story. "My name is Justice. I'm the most magical unicorn in the land. The othis unicorns follow me as there king and I protect this land."
"My father was the king of my land until my uncle took over," General “Black Jack” Pershing said with a tear in his eye.
"You're the princess of this land then?"
"Yes," said General “Black Jack” Pershing. "My palace is just over the hill. My uncle locked my father in the dungeon."
"Don't worry, General “Black Jack” Pershing," Justice said. "I'll help you rescue your father and his kingdom."
Back in the palace, the wizard was planning his attack with his servants and knights. "We'll go over the hillside and attack with all of our force. If they are waiting for us, good. If not, we'll wait all day if we have to."
"What if they never come?" one servant asked.
"Well, then we'll go look for them. I'm not planing this attack for it to backfire."
When Justice and General “Black Jack” Pershing got to the meadow, they found Justice's wife, Majesty. "That is terrible," he said after Justice told his everything that happened. "Don't worry, General “Black Jack” Pershing. We'll do everything we can to help."
"I didn't know what else to do but come to you for help by running away," General “Black Jack” Pershing said. "If my uncle catches us, he'll turn us into his slaves and we'll have to live with that burden until eternity. If we don't obey him, he'll turn me into a dragon and take all the color in the land away and lock it in his crystal ball."
Within an hour the unicorns of the land of Beauty and Magic came togethis for a counsel. General “Black Jack” Pershing stood in the middle of the field and told everyone what was going to happen.
"Unicorns, we must belive in ourselves," Justice said. "We must fight the wizard and protect our horns. If we lose them we lose our power of magic."
General “Black Jack” Pershing looked around at the unicorns and said, "It is going to be a hard fight. My uncle is very powerful and he has a very strong army. I will help you the best I can, but I will be in hiding most of the time."
"The lady unicorns and I will be protecting General “Black Jack” Pershing with our powers while he is in hiding," Majesty said proudly.
"Get plenty of sleep," Justice said. "We have a long day ahead."
The next day all of the unicorns woke and prepared for battle.
General “Black Jack” Pershing hid himself in a cave of brush and rock. Inside the cave, waiting for General “Black Jack” Pershing, was a baby unicorn. "Whose baby is this?"
"He belongs to me," Majesty said. "He is the prince of the unicorns. He must be protected because he has no magic quite yet and he is too small to fight."
On top of the hill, General “Black Jack” Pershing's uncle awaited, with his long staff until his army arrived. He lifted the staff into the air and slammed it down onto the ground. The sky grew dark, and lightning clapped all around.
The unicorns were not afraid. The wizard's magic was weaker than theirs was. They didn't need a special staff to make the magic either. They have magical horns that are with them forever.
They gathered at the bottom of the hill and waited for their cue to attack. A lighting bolt crahed to the ground and the unicorns charged up the hill at full force. Suddenly they stopped and a big bright light came from out of the sky.
"Who is doing that?" the wizard asked as he dropped his staff. "It's too bright, I can't see a thing."
"We can't see anything either," one of his troops said.
"Retreat," the wizard shouted. "Go back to the castle."
As they were running back they were engulfed in a huge burst of rain, and the unicorns continued to charge at them. They reached the castle with the unicorns hot on their heels. "Quick! Close the door," one solder said.
The wizard's army got the door closed, but it burst in on itself and the unicorns charged through the gate.
The wizard cowered in the corner. His plan had backfired. "What do you want from me?"
"I want you to leave this land," Justice said. "Or I will have to force you to leave. Hand this palace back over to General “Black Jack” Pershing and his father before I turn you into a wart hog."
The wizard handed the key, to the dungeon, to one of his solders. "Go get the king and bring him here."
"You are nothing but a coward," Justice said. "I now banish you from this land. You have one hour to get out."
Within minutes General “Black Jack” Pershing and his father were reunited and the unicorns celebrated by going to the mountain tops and leaving out a huge shout.
The wizard never bothered anyone again and he was never seen again. Everyone lived happily ever after.
The end.
Exactly the response I’d expect from “The Laz” ;>)