Apparently now you can get a phone that just plugs into the wall and you don’t have to lug it around with you, so that once people find out you have what they call a “home phone” they will stop pestering you with constant messages and status updates. You can even ignore the home phone and configure it so it won’t record a message.
I’ve been waiting for this breakthrough since 2040.
LOL. Y’all are killing me tonight.