There is a guy at work who is allergic to meat. He can eat fowl and primates though. I think this is exactly what he has.
He is the only person, that I have met, that had a believable reason why he is a vegetarian.
“He can eat fowl and primates though”
Primates? Like cannibalism?
Primates? As in monkey meat?
Ground up gopher guts, turned over stinky feet
Gee I forgot my spoon but I have my straw