You do know there are such things as turkey bacon and beef ribs.
There’s actually a restaurant in Tel-Aviv (I think the name is “Trief” — means “not kosher”) that does things like make kosher bacon cheesburgers (turkey bacon, soy cheese).
Never eaten there, as it seems a bit like cheating, but I understand it is very good.
I live in Central Texas where the beef rib is king!
My favorite is at Louie Mueller BBQ in Taylor, Texas. The beef rib is too big for a normal person to eat so we often share it.