*You are in cars you idiots. Drive faster!*
“Henderson, bring out the Bentley!”
There’s this guy who has a big pickup and he likes to drive by mozlums, open the door really fast and whack them. It’s a hobby.
One day he sees a priest hitching. So he decides to pick up the Father and do a good deed feeling a little bad for all the whacked mozlums.
So they’re driving down the road and the driver sees a mozlum walking down the road. He gets frustrated having a religious man in the car. So decides to just drive by close and scare the misogynist pos.
As he drives close by he hears a thud. He asks what was that. The priest says, I got him with the door.