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To: cardinal4

Reminds me of a joke. The suicide bomber goes to the afterlife, and is immediately set upon by 72 vicious demons who proceed to beat, torture and rape him. He screams, “This isn’t supposed to happen! Where are my 72 virgins??” And Satan chuckled and said, “All of these demons are female. And I never promised you that the virgins would be human. Enjoy your eternity.”


16 posted on 07/27/2014 6:39:05 PM PDT by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy)
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To: jespasinthru

Hopefully, that’s what it’s like..


18 posted on 07/27/2014 6:41:33 PM PDT by cardinal4
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19 posted on 07/27/2014 7:25:09 PM PDT by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
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To: jespasinthru
All of these demons are female.

Ha ha ha ha, OMG, stop it, you're killin me...Whooo hoooo!!! (slapping knee)

24 posted on 07/27/2014 9:08:36 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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