“Studies have shown that kissing is a goatway drug?”
Questionable studies, those. Same for studies correlating perversions with Democratic Party affiliation. Correlation is not causation - generally speaking.
However, in the case of Democrats, asking which came first, the Democrat or the donkey - the answer must be “What difference does it make?”
in the case of Democrats, asking which came first, the Democrat or the donkey - the answer must be, “ I don’t need
to know about their sex life, such as it is.”