[elcid1970]

Rumor has it that as a young adult Slick Willie was informed that he was sterile.

He yelled, “Hot damn! Ain’t firing nothing but blanks! Wooooheeeeee!!!!!” and ran out of the doctor’s office.

Nothing in Arkansas in a skirt was safe after that.

[ponygirl]

I worked with a woman from Arkansas once. She told me her mother had had an affair with BJ while he was governor. We talked about it for quite a while...she was a teenager at the time of the affair and still pretty bitter about the whole thing, as it destroyed her parents' marriage. I remember her saying to me ( this was sometime in the early-aughts... 2000-2003 or so) that the thing that really bothered her was that "If Bill Clinton were to call up my mother tomorrow, even after all the damage he did and how many lives were affected, she'd still go back to him in a second."

Figure that one out.

[tumblindice]

“Nothing in Arkansas in a skirt was safe after that.”

What do you call a girl in Arkansas who can outrun her father?
A virgin.

[John S Mosby]

Syphilis does that. Sterility, along with insanity. All exhibited by the billy boy of the bent priapse, and astroturf el camino. Lizard brain.