Do you remember her first appearance on Johnny Carson’s Tonight show? I thought back then, “What a hot babe, (in a few years)” Johnny looked liked he was gonna do the nasty with a juvenile. I left the country soon after to hide in the banana bushes and bamboo and when I got home I saw her on TV and said to myself “My whole life has been wasted”. Her and Valeri Bertineli are two orchids God put on earth, never to be messed with.
I saw her once at a concert. She wanted me. I could tell by the way she smiled at me and the five thousand other people there. You’re right about Valerie Bertinelli. If she would have seen me from about a hundred yards away in the dark, I’m sure she would have smiled and wanted me, too. I’m pretty darn good looking to women who can’t see me.
Valeri Bertineli is sure not anything to look at now!
Be glad for your situation.
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